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Jesus was getting more and more annoyed at the drugs problem on earth. He called an emergency meeting with his apostles and after a
few hours, they all decided that they needed more information.
So the apostles volunteered to go on earth and to bring back
samples of each drug. After a few days, the apostles start coming back.

- Who's there?
- It's Paul
Jesus opens the door
- What did you bring back, Paul?
- Haschich from Morrocco.
- Excellent, come in.
- Who's there?
- It's Mark
Jesus opens the door
- What did you bring back, Marc?
- Marijuana from Columbia.
- Excellent, come in.
- Who's there?
- It's Matthew
-Jesus opens the door
- What did you bring back, Matthew?
- Cocaine from Columbia.
- Excellent, come in.
- Who's there?
- It's John
Jesus opens the door
- What did you bring back, John?
- Ecstasy from Montreal.
- Excellent, come in.
- Who's there?
- It's Luke
Jesus opens the door
- What did you bring back, Luke?
- Speed from Amsterdam.
- Excellent, come in.
- Who's there?
- It's Judas
Jesus opens the door
- What did you bring back, Judas?
- FBI !!! Hands up !!! Everyone against the wall!